This German guy had a few good things to say.
Taxi time
Forget the bus. There are things in life you've just gotta do sometimes.
What I think
You'll only regret what you never do. That's what I think.
Never what you think
It just isn't.
Betterer and betterer
A pun on leaving.
To go, to leave. Used derogatively. A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.
And don't it feel good
The sad news is I've resorted to Downton Abbey while waiting for Mad Men to come back. In other news there's this.